Welcome to ScottKoval.com

If you’re going to waste your time, why not do it here?

Welcome to ScottKoval.com, the only site on the internet with scopophilic articles, amazing movies, challenging games, breath-taking pyrotechnics, heart-pounding flight, and a marching band.

Ok, so things have been a bit rough lately. The articles aren’t that good (writer’s strike), the movies aren’t very entertaining, the games aren’t so hot either, the pyrotechnics are just lame ‘snakes ’ and they don’t grow because they’re stale. A flying web-site, as you can imagine, was a bugger to write and, as such, only works on gopher clients running on a Cray XC40, so I hope you’re running one of those.

Also, the marching band quit.

However, if you’re really bored, don’t wish to expend any energy thinking and have some time to kill, and you are easily entertained, you’ve come to the right place.